Punctuated with a slap to the face that reverberates through time and I can still hear to this very day, this entire scene had every ounce of Naya Riveras talents on full display. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. I cant get her If I Die Young out of my head lately. I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. feels like a fever dream that does NOT have a, I love this, please let me read your kinky biography. The recovery of Naya Rivera 's body from Lake Piru on July 13, 2020 left millions all over the world devastated over the untimely loss of the . (Claps). You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? Santana: You're addicted to vests. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. Santana: The man who lives next door finally killed off his elderly mother and when the police came they left the whole place like wide open. One of my favourite Santana moments that isnt mentioned here is the whole The Spanish Teacher episode. I loved Buffy growing up, but I quickly learned that not everyone was into cheesy sci-fi, and nerd wasnt exactly a badge of honor in the 90s/early 2000s, so I only mentioned Buffy to people who mentioned it to me first. Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. I've waited 5 years for this. Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. Quinn fresh from Jodie Fosters clambake in college, Santana nursing her heartbreak over Brittany, two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum, one curious and one lonely. He never remembered her birthday, or noticed how much work it took to get her hair just like that over her shoulder. Are you sure it just isn't Britney 3.0 week in Glee club? Blaine: We could have handled that. Here is Santana, this Caribea teenager, coming out to her abuela. Santana: I'm not! Okay! Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Rachel: Oooh. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. Okay, okay. Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. How does that sound? Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. Santana: Your sexuality? Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. Santana: Youre a liar. You can buy one at the Party Store. Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. Maybe in junior college. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. Unmatched sass and the best . Follow them on Twitter! I am forever grateful that Naya pushed for the storyline to be more than it was intended to be. Cause I can play. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? You know with all the horrible crap Ive been through in my life now I get to add that. Her little applause after is just perfect. Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. We know. I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. Also Naya Rivera and Ricky Martins version of La Isla Bonita is one of my favourite Glee songs of all time. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy.So if you ever tell me what to do I will END you! So glad you're back, I've never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. But it was always such a relief. Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. Kurt: One: Rachel is beautiful. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. Well because I realized the world is even colder than I am. Rant to Rachel and Kurt after they kick her out, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Sometimes you hear it on the loudspeakers at Home Goods and feel like complaining to the manager for inappropriate context, but when its on in your car or at a party or a club its exhilarating and obviously very topical. I had such a crush on her, and the way she spoke made me feel okay about having a fun, silly crush like the ones my friends had on male celebrities. Palatable. Brittany: Not really. Olsen Twins, let me tell you something. I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. Brittany: Really? Santana: Completely! Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Quinn: Sexting? On the surface, the lyrics themselves arent really even specifically relevant to her situation, but in a way they are on a general level these are words that express a desire to control the uncontrollable, a concern that what you want could slip from your grasp so quickly. Wooh! Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too. Contents 1 Season One 1.1 Showmance 1.2 The Rhodes Not Taken 1.3 Vitamin D 1.4 Wheels 1.5 Hairography 1.6 Sectionals 1.7 Hell-O 1.8 The Power of Madonna Well, Id like to think that we now carry your heart in our hearts, Naya. Its so fucking ridiculous. Santana, Kurt, and Rachel, Guilty Pleasures. Scratch that, we can be the Boss Bitch. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. I'm getting that stinky panic sweat under my boobs. Barely legal. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. #acting I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. And Santana! I didnt end up going because fuck that guy and I knew my own life and what was important to me. Maybe I need When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. I'm like a lizard. And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. I rarely get genuinely upset over celebrity deaths, but yours hit me hard queen. Marley: Why are you going through my bag? Santana: Oh, sure I can. Santana: No, not really. Santana: Who, Rachel? You better believe theyll regret it. A baby? Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. With who's vagina? Santana: You may look, like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie, but you should know that Im fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. The death of celebrities usually does not impact me, but this one really has. One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? Can that possibly be true? Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! (Listen! Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. We don't have a choice. Id never heard anyone describe how hard it is quite like this, how violent it feels to yourself, once you know who you are but youre terrified of saying in the world: Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. And it worked. Santana shatters your heart to pieces here. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. This is toned down. Who cares if he's terrified of banks? Panic! Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. Even though I never knew you personally, you will always be part of my life. I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. Naya, Im sorry the world took you for granted. Santana to Rachel about her, Kurt and Blaine, Prom-asaurus, Imploding on one of the last nights we have to spend together because basically youre just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. Santana leaves it all at Brittanys feet in that choir room, and so did Naya. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. Love, Santana. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. didnt work out because youre a judgmental little geroniphile (?) It's okay. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye. We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. It's more of my speed. For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. What Naya Rivera did to transform Fleetwood Macs Songbird is nothing short of magic. Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. He literally just said that. You're not fat. ryan murphy gets all the credit for the good parts of glee but this one was all Naya (with help from Heather Morris, of course). Why is everyone staring at me like Im Finn and I just won a butter-eating competition? Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. #monologues She was so committed. And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. Please keep going after the show is over. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. Kurt: We had a pact. Hey! Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. or someone who doesnt dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dicks more Mr. I ordered shrimp! When I was 13 Glee was my entire world the show and the cast and their adventures swept me up in a frenzy, the way obsessions do with 13 year olds. with a Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . It remains poignantly jarring in its specificity and its place in the great cannon of Television Coming Out Scenes. Oh, and leave your credit card. Maybe two seasons, if that. She seems to be condoning this in the face of all logic. Sure did. The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. Shes the star. And I want more than anything for you to be my last, but I can't do this anymore. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! But in the meantime, I do have one more wish. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. Why isnt Rachel talking? The pain I had as I realized how many times I had repeated that same line to my closest friends, the ones I had always been in love with, the ones I would have been terrified to admit that were true if asked. The Glee funnyman adorably tinkled on a tiny piano, kicked his heels up in the air, and mugged for the camera. this definitely makes me more curious about visiting Miami! Rachel: What did I do?? Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show! Santana: I'm sure you did something. And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. Kurt: Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the side of my face." Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead alcoholic crump. Jane Lynch's niece, Megan Doyle, who was an assistant/PA, also mentioned Naya knowing monologues by . Santana's Quotations | Glee Wiki | Fandom Episodes Community in: Quotes Santana's Quotations View source Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera . Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes I just want you. And thats a true story, too. Santana: Hey Tubs! Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. Brittany: He's really not. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he cant mess with Sam Evans. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. And you know what? Santana: (at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you. Including the fact that its a two-time thing. Ooh la la, Rachel Berry in a towel. Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think? On Shameless, when Fiona told Monica about how she has raised all of her siblings. one with. It fit. Santana: Okay, that's really funny. Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. Oh, please! You wont be forgotten. But you know what? That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. elaborate wet dreams. I miss this place so much. I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. We're like besties for life. Santana: Yes, we can. We all know it was Puck. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. Lopez. Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. Rachel: Okay, wait. With boys, it was about doing it but also about what doing it said about me and what I said about it. mouth like cats ass. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Copyright 2009 - 2023 The Excitant Group, LLC. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. Ditch Day, go this definitely makes me more curious about visiting Miami ( at Finn ) 's. 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